The Democratic Republic of Andagon is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 263 million Andagonians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Welfare, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 54.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Andagonian economy, worth 14.0 trillion Ors a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 53,274 Ors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The atmosphere in Andagonian boardrooms is turning more gay, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, a degree in Leader Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, and religious bigotry is not allowed but bigotry against theism is encouraged. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Andagon's national animal is the Honey badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Andagon is ranked 103,438^th in the world and 108^th in Karma for Most Patriotic, with 16.04 flags saluted per person per day.