Population | 2.874 billion |
Capital | Igreyport |
Leader | President Bill Tucker |
Faith | Greek Mythology |
Currency | li |
Animal | fox |
The Republic of Andabna is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Bill Tucker with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.874 billion Andabnans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Igreyport. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.8%.
The Andabnan economy, worth 138 trillion lis a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 48,122 lis, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.
Crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, and the controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Andabna's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Greek Mythology.
Andabna is ranked 70,531st in the world and 31st in Oneid for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,194.28 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Andabna, the controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular.
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Andabna, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.
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Andabna, Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room.
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Andabna, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.
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Andabna, the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts.
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Andabna changed its national faith to "Greek Mythology".
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Andabna, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard.
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Andabna, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
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Andabna, the Andabnan Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances.
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Andabna, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously".