The Republic of Andabna is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Bill Tucker with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.129 billion Andabnans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Igreyport. The average income tax rate is 43.4%.

The Andabnan economy, worth 157 trillion lis a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 50,304 lis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects, there's a mortuary next to every Andabnan restaurant, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service, and the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Andabna's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Greek Mythology.

Andabna is ranked 69,501^st in the world and 161^st in Oneid for Most Extreme, scoring 23.63 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.