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Most Devout: 5,219th Most Efficient Economies: 5,310th Largest Publishing Industry: 6,971st
The Enter Classification Here of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
For the lulz!
Big Boss Delgado
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Ancient Republics

Population6.433 billion

CapitalMirny
LeaderBig Boss Delgado
FaithChristianity

CurrencyRepublic Ruble
AnimalSiberian Bear

The Enter Classification Here of Ancient Republics is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Big Boss Delgado with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, ritual sacrifices, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 6.433 billion Russians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mirny. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Russian economy, worth 698 trillion Republic Rubles a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 108,548 Republic Rubles, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians are often seen attending regional history classes at primary schools within their constituencies, soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back, and carefully-staged grief is displayed by Big Boss Delgado after national disasters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ancient Republics's national animal is the Siberian Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Ancient Republics is ranked 8,690th in the world and 172nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 6,294.02 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Most Devout: 5,219thMost Efficient Economies: 5,310thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,971stMost Subsidized Industry: 7,025thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,690thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,605thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,050thMost Developed: 11,100thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,508thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,178thMost Cultured: 15,681stLongest Average Lifespans: 17,093rdHealthiest Citizens: 17,404thHighest Economic Output: 17,941stLargest Governments: 18,081stSmartest Citizens: 18,902nd
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Most Devout: 106th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 121st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 126th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 165th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 172nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 194th in the regionMost Developed: 209th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 215th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 216th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 265th in the regionMost Cultured: 286th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 313th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 321st in the regionMost Inclusive: 332nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 346th in the regionLargest Governments: 350th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 352nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 380th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 390th in the regionMost Stationary: 391st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 393rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 433rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ancient Republics was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Ancient Republics, carefully-staged grief is displayed by Big Boss Delgado after national disasters.
  • : Following new legislation in Ancient Republics, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back.
  • : Following new legislation in Ancient Republics, soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued.
  • : Following new legislation in Ancient Republics, politicians are often seen attending regional history classes at primary schools within their constituencies.
  • : Following new legislation in Ancient Republics, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?".
  • : Following new legislation in Ancient Republics, holidaymakers sleep curled up on the floor as hotel beds are replaced with oversized bookcases.
  • : Ancient Republics was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies and the Top 10% for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in Ancient Republics, garishly-decorated government buildings are being hailed as the height of 'religious nouveau'.
  • : Following new legislation in Ancient Republics, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk.

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