The Holy Nationalist Empire of Ancient-Egypt is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 602 million Egyptians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luxorsburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Egyptian economy, worth 77.2 trillion Egyptian Drachmas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 128,275 Egyptian Drachmas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 415,241 per year while the poor average 29,923, a ratio of 13.9 to 1.

Nocturnal light pollution is mostly blue, the team in charge of creating a new writing system have spent months deciding whether or not to use serif or sans-serif characters, Leader's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army, and biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to the Tranquility of Yellow en masse. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ancient-Egypt's national animal is the Jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ancient-Egypt is ranked 31,216^th in the world and 141^st in United Kingdom for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.19 law-abiding acts per hour.