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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,086thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,489thMost Devout: 7,765th
The Holy Nationalist Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Allah is and always will be our guide!
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population602 million


CurrencyEgyptian Drachma

The Holy Nationalist Empire of Ancient-Egypt is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 602 million Egyptians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luxorsburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Egyptian economy, worth 77.2 trillion Egyptian Drachmas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 128,275 Egyptian Drachmas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 415,241 per year while the poor average 29,923, a ratio of 13.9 to 1.

Nocturnal light pollution is mostly blue, the team in charge of creating a new writing system have spent months deciding whether or not to use serif or sans-serif characters, Leader's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army, and biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to the Tranquility of Yellow en masse. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ancient-Egypt's national animal is the Jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ancient-Egypt is ranked 31,216th in the world and 141st in United Kingdom for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.19 law-abiding acts per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,086thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,489thMost Devout: 7,765thLargest Mining Sector: 10,675thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,160thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,775thMost Patriotic: 14,010thMost Influential: 14,287thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,902ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,851stLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,010thMost Developed: 21,156thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,899thMost Corrupt Governments: 23,397thMost Conservative: 23,626thMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,054thHighest Average Incomes: 24,906thMost Efficient Economies: 25,379thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25,431st
Most Devout: 25th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 26th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 28th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 41st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 45th in the regionTop
Most Patriotic: 49th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 57th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 62nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 65th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 66th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 73rd in the regionMost Conservative: 77th in the regionMost Influential: 82nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 89th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 91st in the region

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