by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,173rd Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,514th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,423rd
The WZEU Governor of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Warzone Independance
King Jorund
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population9.931 billion

CapitalCastle Ancian
LeaderKing Jorund


The WZEU Governor of Ancian is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Jorund with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, triple-decker prams, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 9.931 billion Ancianians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Castle Ancian. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Ancianian economy, worth a remarkable 1,181 trillion Francoes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 118,940 Francoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government funds large training centres to turn wolves into functioning members of society, appendix transplant figures have recently doubled, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, and the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ancian's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Methodism.

Ancian is ranked 67,658th in the world and 2,482nd in Osiris for Largest Black Market, with 687 billion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,173rdTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,514thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,423rdMost Devout: 2,512thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,869thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,061stHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,780thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,812thLargest Governments: 5,769thLowest Crime Rates: 5,899thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 7,646thHealthiest Citizens: 8,949thBest Weather: 9,183rdSafest: 9,293rdMost Rebellious Youth: 9,642ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,226thHighest Economic Output: 11,506thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,711thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,826thMost Developed: 12,313thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,682ndMost Efficient Economies: 12,958thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,284thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,718thMost Cultured: 14,915th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 70th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 82nd in the regionMost Devout: 120th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 125th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 125th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 159th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 170th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 236th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 256th in the regionLargest Governments: 273rd in the regionBest Weather: 426th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 431st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 436th in the regionSafest: 483rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ancian was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Ancian's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Ancian's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Ancian's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Ancian was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Ancian ceased to exist in The Rejected Realms.
  • : Ancian was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Ancian was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : Ancian was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombies.
  • : Ancian was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.


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