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Rudest Citizens: 35th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 38th Most Scientifically Advanced: 45th
The Armed Republic of
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Civilized People Are The Best Defense Against Tyranny
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The Armed Republic of Anaxphonia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Anaxphone with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, rampant corporate plagiarism, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 21.355 billion Anaxphonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solonopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Anaxphonian economy, worth an astonishing 11,844 trillion Demes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 554,649 Demes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys', and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Anaxphonia's national animal is the Red-eared Slider, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hellenismos.

Anaxphonia is ranked 161,661st in the world and 6th in Spoiled Cats for Most Primitive, scoring -880.63 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Rudest Citizens: 35thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 38thMost Scientifically Advanced: 45thSmartest Citizens: 50thHighest Poor Incomes: 55thFattest Citizens: 80thMost Cultured: 81stMost Avoided: 98thLargest Publishing Industry: 100thHighest Average Incomes: 106thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 115thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 138thHighest Economic Output: 153rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 164thLargest Retail Industry: 168thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 168thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 184thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 206thLargest Information Technology Sector: 209thMost Armed: 326thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 339thLargest Mining Sector: 364thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 375thLargest Gambling Industry: 490thMost Inclusive: 557thMost Rebellious Youth: 560thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 606thMost Cheerful Citizens: 698thLargest Agricultural Sector: 827thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 841stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,227thLargest Governments: 1,422ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,511thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,817thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,082ndHighest Crime Rates: 2,142ndLargest Populations: 3,129thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,196thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,296thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,345thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,722ndLargest Black Market: 4,981stTop
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Nudest: 11,595thHighest Drug Use: 15,816thMost Stationary: 15,835th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, owners of man-portable particle accelerator backpacks are advised not to cross the streams.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, people can often be seen driving to work in war-surplus tanks.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru.

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