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Rudest Citizens: 21st Largest Soda Pop Sector: 39th Smartest Citizens: 45th
The Armed Republic of
Anarchy
Civilized People Are The Best Defense Against Tyranny
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Superb
Economy
Frightening
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The Armed Republic of Anaxphonia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Anaxphone with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 22.067 billion Anaxphonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solonopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Anaxphonian economy, worth an astonishing 12,526 trillion Demes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 567,655 Demes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,482,101 per year while the poor average 81,900, a ratio of 30.3 to 1.

The country is effectively ruled by large corporations and business consultants, diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat", the sidewalk is used as an overtaking lane by city drivers, and several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Anaxphonia's national animal is the Red-eared Slider, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hellenismos.

Anaxphonia is ranked 14,136th in the world and 1st in Spoiled Cats for Most Stationary, with 724.70786952 Days.

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Rudest Citizens: 21stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 39thSmartest Citizens: 45thMost Scientifically Advanced: 45thMost Cultured: 72ndFattest Citizens: 81stMost Avoided: 95thLargest Publishing Industry: 100thHighest Average Incomes: 103rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 114thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 138thHighest Economic Output: 142ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 159thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 160thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 163rdLargest Retail Industry: 183rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 187thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 198thLargest Information Technology Sector: 230thMost Armed: 231stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 291stLargest Mining Sector: 348thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 359thMost Rebellious Youth: 421stLargest Gambling Industry: 470thMost Inclusive: 535thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 577thMost Cheerful Citizens: 618thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 825thLargest Agricultural Sector: 934thHighest Crime Rates: 1,124thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,203rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,261stLargest Governments: 1,284thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,778thLargest Populations: 2,983rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,132ndMost Subsidized Industry: 4,004thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,351stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,824thLargest Black Market: 4,949thNudest: 7,878thMost Pro-Market: 8,175thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 10,418thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,605thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12,695thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,728thMost Stationary: 14,140thMost Influential: 16,155th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Anaxphonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, the sidewalk is used as an overtaking lane by city drivers.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat".
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, the country is effectively ruled by large corporations and business consultants.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, fire stations and hospitals can't deploy emergency vehicles because badly parked cars block them in.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, Anaxphone's mistress is the belle at many state balls.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations.

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