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Rudest Citizens: 13th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 49th Most Scientifically Advanced: 53rd
The Armed Republic of
Anarchy
Civilized People Are The Best Defense Against Tyranny
Anaxphone
Regional Influence
Power
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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The Armed Republic of Anaxphonia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Anaxphone with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, public floggings, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 20.802 billion Anaxphonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solonopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Anaxphonian economy, worth an astonishing 11,224 trillion Demes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 539,600 Demes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, major cities are suffering under water rationing, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, and inheritance tax has recently been abolished. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Anaxphonia's national animal is the Red-eared Slider, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hellenismos.

Anaxphonia is ranked 801st in the world and 1st in Spoiled Cats for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 13,220.48 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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1%
Rudest Citizens: 13thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 49thMost Scientifically Advanced: 53rdSmartest Citizens: 57thFattest Citizens: 82ndMost Cultured: 86thMost Avoided: 96thLargest Publishing Industry: 109thHighest Average Incomes: 118thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 121stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 145thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 172ndHighest Economic Output: 172ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 174thLargest Retail Industry: 183rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 189thLargest Information Technology Sector: 209thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 210thHighest Poor Incomes: 219thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 294thLargest Mining Sector: 357thMost Armed: 379thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 411thLargest Gambling Industry: 515thMost Rebellious Youth: 621stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 643rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 713thMost Inclusive: 717thLargest Agricultural Sector: 801stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 960thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,370thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,507thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,544thLargest Governments: 1,675thTop
5%
Most Efficient Economies: 1,845thHighest Crime Rates: 2,507thLargest Populations: 3,207thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,249thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,395thMost Politically Free: 4,154thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,722ndMost Advanced Public Education: 4,920thLargest Black Market: 5,107thTop
10%
Most Pro-Market: 8,748thNudest: 13,247thMost Extreme: 14,696th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, inheritance tax has recently been abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, major cities are suffering under water rationing.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, Anaxphone's mistress is the belle at many state balls.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, disputed territories across Spoiled Cats are being claimed by Anaxphonian college students.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.

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