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Rudest Citizens: 31st Largest Soda Pop Sector: 48th Most Scientifically Advanced: 50th
The Armed Republic of
Anarchy
Civilized People Are The Best Defense Against Tyranny
Anaxphone
Regional Influence
Power
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Armed Republic of Anaxphonia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Anaxphone with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 20.984 billion Anaxphonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solonopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Anaxphonian economy, worth an astonishing 11,423 trillion Demes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 544,376 Demes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

New funding allows inner city teachers to replace school laptops almost as fast as they get stolen, students in Anaxphonia's schools rarely attend their classes, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, and supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small caliber bullets. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Anaxphonia's national animal is the Red-eared Slider, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hellenismos.

Anaxphonia is ranked 1,497th in the world and 1st in Spoiled Cats for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 14,458.66 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Rudest Citizens: 31stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 48thMost Scientifically Advanced: 50thSmartest Citizens: 56thHighest Poor Incomes: 83rdFattest Citizens: 84thMost Cultured: 87thMost Avoided: 97thLargest Publishing Industry: 102ndHighest Average Incomes: 115thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 124thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 146thHighest Economic Output: 170thLargest Retail Industry: 174thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 175thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 177thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 192ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 215thLargest Information Technology Sector: 219thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 312thLargest Mining Sector: 357thMost Armed: 374thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 396thLargest Gambling Industry: 523rdMost Rebellious Youth: 585thMost Inclusive: 605thMost Cheerful Citizens: 627thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 644thLargest Agricultural Sector: 869thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 893rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,397thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,497thLargest Governments: 1,559thTop
5%
Most Efficient Economies: 1,858thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,075thHighest Crime Rates: 2,583rdLargest Populations: 3,164thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,401stMost Subsidized Industry: 4,434thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,759thLargest Black Market: 5,250thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,818thTop
10%
Nudest: 10,641stMost Pro-Market: 12,944thHighest Drug Use: 13,849thMost Stationary: 17,252ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,722nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Anaxphonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small caliber bullets.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, students in Anaxphonia's schools rarely attend their classes.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, new funding allows inner city teachers to replace school laptops almost as fast as they get stolen.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Anaxphonian military unleashed its biological weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, eminent domain has been abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Anaxphonia's radio stations.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, graffiti graces every city's streets.

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