Rudest Citizens: 41st Largest Soda Pop Sector: 52nd Smartest Citizens: 60th
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The Armed Republic of Anaxphonia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Anaxphone with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, ritual sacrifices, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 20.404 billion Anaxphonians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solonopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Anaxphonian economy, worth an astonishing 10,775 trillion Demes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 528,130 Demes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, laws are littered with references to cheese, self-driving cars obey the road rules even during emergencies, and Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Anaxphonia's national animal is the Red-eared Slider, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hellenismos.

Anaxphonia is ranked 626th in the world and 3rd in Spoiled Cats for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 80.86 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Rudest Citizens: 41stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 52ndSmartest Citizens: 60thMost Scientifically Advanced: 63rdMost Cultured: 90thFattest Citizens: 90thMost Avoided: 108thLargest Publishing Industry: 115thHighest Average Incomes: 116thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 130thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 139thHighest Economic Output: 176thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 177thLargest Retail Industry: 181stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 192ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 195thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 197thLargest Information Technology Sector: 206thHighest Poor Incomes: 221stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 286thLargest Mining Sector: 359thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 421stMost Armed: 462ndLargest Gambling Industry: 548thMost Cheerful Citizens: 626thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 661stMost Rebellious Youth: 688thLargest Agricultural Sector: 804thMost Inclusive: 923rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 997thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,348thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,646thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,666thMost Efficient Economies: 1,841stLargest Governments: 2,008thLargest Populations: 3,248thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,647thHighest Crime Rates: 3,825thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,423rdLargest Black Market: 5,178thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,378thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,624thTop
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Most Pro-Market: 8,610thNudest: 8,753rdHighest Drug Use: 8,835thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10,113th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, self-driving cars obey the road rules even during emergencies.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, laws are littered with references to cheese.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, no one knows how to tie a reef knot.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles.

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