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Rudest Citizens: 21st Smartest Citizens: 41st Largest Soda Pop Sector: 42nd
The Armed Republic of
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Civilized People Are The Best Defense Against Tyranny
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Anaxphonia

Population22.815 billion

CapitalSolonopolis
LeaderAnaxphone
FaithHellenismos

CurrencyDeme
AnimalRed-eared Slider

The Armed Republic of Anaxphonia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Anaxphone with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 22.815 billion Anaxphonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solonopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Anaxphonian economy, worth an astonishing 13,184 trillion Demes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 577,878 Demes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,431,366 per year while the poor average 44,722, a ratio of 76.7 to 1.

Ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen, bounty hunters have been dispatched to hunt down rogue bounty hunters, many friends and relatives of Anaxphone have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, and an increasing number of animal species are named 'Bob'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Anaxphonia's national animal is the Red-eared Slider, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hellenismos.

Anaxphonia is ranked 28,702nd in the world and 1st in Spoiled Cats for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,036.68 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Rudest Citizens: 21stSmartest Citizens: 41stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 42ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 43rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 50thHighest Disposable Incomes: 61stMost Cultured: 75thFattest Citizens: 81stMost Avoided: 92ndHighest Average Incomes: 100thLargest Publishing Industry: 110thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 113thHighest Economic Output: 133rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 143rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 146thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 170thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 186thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 192ndLargest Retail Industry: 195thMost Armed: 258thLargest Information Technology Sector: 265thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 304thLargest Mining Sector: 362ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 370thLargest Gambling Industry: 442ndMost Rebellious Youth: 442ndMost Inclusive: 545thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 613thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 786thMost Cheerful Citizens: 788thLargest Agricultural Sector: 979thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,064thHighest Crime Rates: 1,079thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,194thLargest Governments: 1,198thMost Efficient Economies: 1,821stTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,918thLargest Populations: 2,949thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,205thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,626thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,173rdLargest Black Market: 5,133rdMost Pro-Market: 6,027thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,392ndTop
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Most Influential: 15,834th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, an increasing number of animal species are named 'Bob'.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, many friends and relatives of Anaxphone have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, bounty hunters have been dispatched to hunt down rogue bounty hunters.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, consuming ecstasy is a common rite of passage.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, spies caught in Anaxphonia are never heard from again.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, people can often be seen driving to work in war-surplus tanks.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest Red-eared Slider hunting institutions.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance".

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