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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 36thHighest Disposable Incomes: 66thRudest Citizens: 69th
The Armed Republic of
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Anaxphonia

Population28.699 billion

CapitalSolonopolis
LeaderAnaxphone
FaithHellenismos

CurrencyDeme
AnimalRed-eared Slider

The Armed Republic of Anaxphonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Anaxphone with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 28.699 billion Anaxphonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solonopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Anaxphonian economy, worth an astonishing 16,559 trillion Demes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 577,022 Demes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,614,495 per year while the poor average 39,042, a ratio of 92.6 to 1.

History textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, Anaxphonia recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, and children must make a homemade spinach and ricotta rotolo by high school or be held back. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Anaxphonia's national animal is the Red-eared Slider, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hellenismos.

Anaxphonia is ranked 3,038th in the world and 1st in Spoiled Cats for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 17,537.04 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 36thHighest Disposable Incomes: 66thRudest Citizens: 69thSmartest Citizens: 73rdMost Efficient Economies: 85thLargest Publishing Industry: 91stMost Avoided: 93rdFattest Citizens: 99thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 99thMost Scientifically Advanced: 116thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 116thHighest Economic Output: 122ndMost Cultured: 130thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 135thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 138thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 160thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 166thHighest Average Incomes: 167thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 196thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 231stLargest Mining Sector: 316thLargest Gambling Industry: 318thLargest Agricultural Sector: 319thMost Rebellious Youth: 335thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 438thLargest Retail Industry: 464thLargest Information Technology Sector: 487thMost Armed: 501stMost Cheerful Citizens: 716thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 771stMost Inclusive: 797thHighest Crime Rates: 820thLargest Governments: 1,277thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,558thTop
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Largest Populations: 2,548thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,038thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,095thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,599thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,670thLargest Black Market: 7,270thTop
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Most Influential: 13,264thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,340thMost Pro-Market: 15,638thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,113thMost Stationary: 16,607thHighest Drug Use: 17,041stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,263rdMost Secular: 18,378thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,823rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, children must make a homemade spinach and ricotta rotolo by high school or be held back.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, Anaxphonia recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, Anaxphonia isn't what it used to be.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park.
  • : Anaxphonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, Anaxphonia has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, mandatory daycare is provided by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.

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