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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 24th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 35th Rudest Citizens: 41st
The Armed Republic of
Anarchy
Civilized People Are The Best Defense Against Tyranny
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Anaxphonia

Population26.274 billion

CapitalSolonopolis
LeaderAnaxphone
FaithHellenismos

CurrencyDeme
AnimalRed-eared Slider

The Armed Republic of Anaxphonia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Anaxphone with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, otherworldly petting zoo, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 26.274 billion Anaxphonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solonopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Anaxphonian economy, worth an astonishing 14,896 trillion Demes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 566,974 Demes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,310,293 per year while the poor average 20,685, a ratio of 208 to 1.

Hay has been added to school cafeteria menus, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, and older citizens lament over the loss of law and order. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Anaxphonia's national animal is the Red-eared Slider, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hellenismos.

Anaxphonia is ranked 334th in the world and 1st in Spoiled Cats for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 42,043.06 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 24thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 35thRudest Citizens: 41stSmartest Citizens: 54thHighest Disposable Incomes: 67thMost Scientifically Advanced: 73rdLargest Publishing Industry: 86thMost Avoided: 89thFattest Citizens: 97thMost Cultured: 102ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 103rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 107thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 120thHighest Economic Output: 121stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 135thHighest Average Incomes: 146thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 154thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 212thLargest Mining Sector: 284thLargest Retail Industry: 334thMost Rebellious Youth: 340thLargest Information Technology Sector: 341stLargest Gambling Industry: 354thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 447thMost Armed: 465thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 625thMost Inclusive: 659thMost Cheerful Citizens: 661stHighest Crime Rates: 743rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 796thLargest Agricultural Sector: 981stLargest Governments: 1,226thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,397thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,686thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,479thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,480thLargest Populations: 2,701stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,722ndMost Advanced Public Education: 3,164thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,409thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,247thLargest Black Market: 5,616thMost Pro-Market: 6,156thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 8,189thNudest: 12,433rdMost Influential: 12,538th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, hay has been added to school cafeteria menus.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, rioting and unrest sweep the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, surveillance cameras are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, there's more vermin than ever on the metro.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, small patches of desolate land across the world are part of Anaxphonian sovereign territory.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.

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