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Rudest Citizens: 14th Smartest Citizens: 43rd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 43rd
The Armed Republic of
Anarchy
Civilized People Are The Best Defense Against Tyranny
Influence
Power
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Anaxphonia

Population23.152 billion

CapitalSolonopolis
LeaderAnaxphone
FaithHellenismos

CurrencyDeme
AnimalRed-eared Slider

The Armed Republic of Anaxphonia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Anaxphone with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, flagrant waste-dumping, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 23.152 billion Anaxphonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solonopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Anaxphonian economy, worth an astonishing 13,453 trillion Demes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 581,078 Demes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,512,724 per year while the poor average 43,042, a ratio of 81.6 to 1.

Stoned tourists don't tend to remember much about their holidays here, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth, and the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Anaxphonia's national animal is the Red-eared Slider, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hellenismos.

Anaxphonia is ranked 368th in the world and 1st in Spoiled Cats for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 35,941.5 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Top
1%
Rudest Citizens: 14thSmartest Citizens: 43rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 43rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 44thMost Scientifically Advanced: 55thHighest Disposable Incomes: 61stMost Cultured: 73rdFattest Citizens: 86thMost Avoided: 96thHighest Average Incomes: 100thLargest Publishing Industry: 105thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 114thHighest Economic Output: 131stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 139thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 143rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 176thMost Armed: 187thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 195thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 196thLargest Retail Industry: 216thLargest Information Technology Sector: 276thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 320thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 368thLargest Mining Sector: 368thLargest Gambling Industry: 417thMost Rebellious Youth: 437thMost Inclusive: 512thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 604thMost Cheerful Citizens: 711thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 779thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,059thHighest Crime Rates: 1,079thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,083rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,114thLargest Governments: 1,180thMost Efficient Economies: 1,863rdTop
5%
Largest Populations: 2,940thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,140thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,355thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,067thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,936thLargest Black Market: 5,084thMost Pro-Market: 6,815thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,872ndMost Politically Free: 7,352ndTop
10%
Most Influential: 15,520thNudest: 16,670th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage'.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, stoned tourists don't tend to remember much about their holidays here.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Anaxphonian politicians.
  • : Anaxphonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, Anaxphonia's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink.

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