The Greedland of Anaxonia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by TyrAno-sama with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, digital currency, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 28.142 billion ventripotents enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, although Administration is also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Golden Claw. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient ventripotent economy, worth an astonishing 12,089 trillion Denarii a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 429,586 Denarii, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,303,368 per year while the poor average 14,960, a ratio of 220 to 1.

TyrAno-sama's new android secretary is the latest media darling, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, die-hard fans excitedly cheer when the queen takes a rook, and in coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho). Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Anaxonia's national animal is the mimic, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is TyrAno-mania.

Anaxonia is ranked 286,986^th in the world and 4,515^th in the Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.28 bananas ingested per day.