Population | 5.985 billion |
Capital | Tresnistan |
Leader | President Dimitri Serovich |
Faith | Anaveroan Orthodoxy |
Currency | Anaveroan Ruble |
Animal | Kamchatka Brown Bear |
The Federal Republic of Anavero is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Dimitri Serovich with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, prohibition of alcohol, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.985 billion Anaveroans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tresnistan. The average income tax rate is 87.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Anaveroan economy, worth 829 trillion Anaveroan Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 138,574 Anaveroan Rubles, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.
Diplomacy is a foreign concept to Anaveroans, this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection, battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out, and harassed women are constantly hassled by guys who are "just giving them compliments". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anavero's national animal is the Kamchatka Brown Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Anaveroan Orthodoxy.
Anavero is ranked 29,840th in the world and 26th in Anteria for Highest Average Incomes, with 138,574.68 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Anavero was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Anavero, harassed women are constantly hassled by guys who are "just giving them compliments".
- : Following new legislation in Anavero, battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out.
- : Following new legislation in Anavero, this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection.
- : Following new legislation in Anavero, diplomacy is a foreign concept to Anaveroans.
- : Following new legislation in Anavero, mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them.
- : Following new legislation in Anavero, anyone who sleeps in past 9am can be declared legally dead.
- : Following new legislation in Anavero, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons.
- : Following new legislation in Anavero, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service.
- : Following new legislation in Anavero, retirees make up the bulk of foreign students.