Population | 9.909 billion |
Capital | Anatolville |
Leader | Anatoli Piesiyackiya |
Faith | Secularism |
Currency | Kharnk |
Animal | Sea Turtle |
The Federal Republic of Anatoliyanskiy is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Anatoli Piesiyackiya with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.909 billion Anatoliyanskiyians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anatolville. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Anatoliyanskiyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,186 trillion Kharnks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 119,779 Kharnks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Royalist is the most offensive slur in the Anatoliyanskiyian language, adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives, the default state for Anatoliyanskiy is default, and relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anatoliyanskiy's national animal is the Sea Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Secularism.
Anatoliyanskiy is ranked 8,392nd in the world and 170th in the Pacific for Most Secular, with 96.89 Atheism Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Anatoliyanskiy, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly.
- : Following new legislation in Anatoliyanskiy, the default state for Anatoliyanskiy is default.
- : Following new legislation in Anatoliyanskiy, adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives.
- : Following new legislation in Anatoliyanskiy, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Anatoliyanskiyian language.
- : Following new legislation in Anatoliyanskiy, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions.
- : Following new legislation in Anatoliyanskiy, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads.
- : Following new legislation in Anatoliyanskiy, the election for Anatoli Piesiyackiya's office's janitor is heating up.
- : Following new legislation in Anatoliyanskiy, people make a career out of medical voyeurism.
- : Following new legislation in Anatoliyanskiy, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
- : Following new legislation in Anatoliyanskiy, mathematicians are hated by children across the country.