The Exclusion Zone of Anasychkinark is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Valentina Zarkhov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, zero percent divorce rate, and absence of drug laws. The cynical, devout population of 6.346 billion Anasychkinarkians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ᛋᛟᛏᚺ. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Anasychkinarkian economy, worth a remarkable 1,494 trillion ཀᚨᚾᛁᚨᚷᚨᚱᛁᛋs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 235,438 ཀᚨᚾᛁᚨᚷᚨᚱᛁᛋs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, priests are being drafted by the church load, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects, and tax rises are attributed to divine will. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anasychkinark's national animal is the Wendigo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is slavic paganism.

Anasychkinark is ranked 292,284^th in the world and 80^th in The Internationale for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -10.51 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.