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Most Ignorant Citizens: 19,583rd
The United States of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Aņasco, Puerto Rico
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Few

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Anasco-PR-

Population257 million

Currencydollar
Animalbald eagle

The United States of Anasco-PR- is a huge, genial nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of public education, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 257 million Anasco-PR-ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The Anasco-PR-ian economy, worth 7.04 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Gambling, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 27,397 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common, former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades, parents dread their examinations more than their children, and the Anasco-PR-ian cut of Apocalypse Now sets the helicopter scene to eerie silence. Crime is a problem. Anasco-PR-'s national animal is the bald eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Anasco-PR- is ranked 213,295th in the world and 268th in American City Flags for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 160.52 tourists per hour.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 19,583rd
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Highest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Anasco-PR-, the Anasco-PR-ian cut of Apocalypse Now sets the helicopter scene to eerie silence.
  • : Following new legislation in Anasco-PR-, parents dread their examinations more than their children.
  • : Following new legislation in Anasco-PR-, former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades.
  • : Following new legislation in Anasco-PR-, artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common.
  • : Following new legislation in Anasco-PR-, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Anasco-PR-, AP-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age.
  • : Following new legislation in Anasco-PR-, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return.
  • : Following new legislation in Anasco-PR-, foreign leaders who don't applaud Leader's speeches are regarded as enemies of Anasco-PR-.
  • : Following new legislation in Anasco-PR-, the Small Council has more than a little influence.
  • : Anasco-PR-'s influence in American City Flags rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".

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