The Dictatorship of Anarquia ditatorial is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Glorioso Czar Raphaël Kogos with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ritual sacrifices, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.558 billion Ancaps are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of São Kogosburgo. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Ancap economy, worth 633 trillion Prósperas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 247,496 Prósperas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,254,058 per year while the poor average 3,060, a ratio of 736 to 1.

Grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer, the hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh, ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter Ancap pirates, and the doctor has cold hands. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Anarquia ditatorial's national animal is the Democracia, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Satanismo - Alegria de Satã.

Anarquia ditatorial is ranked 3,936^th in the world and 9^th in Flanelistan for Highest Drug Use, scoring 379.85 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.