Anarco Argentina-Wildlife Conservation
Population | 909 million |
Currency | lira |
Animal | dove |
The Colony of Anarco Argentina-Wildlife Conservation is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, compulsory gun ownership, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 909 million Anarco Argentina-Wildlife Conservationians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.3%.
The very strong Anarco Argentina-Wildlife Conservationian economy, worth 75.4 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 82,964 lire, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.
Urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, and reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anarco Argentina-Wildlife Conservation's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Anarco Argentina-Wildlife Conservation is ranked 157,343rd in the world and 32nd in Anarco Argentina for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 1,991.26 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Anarco Argentina-Wildlife Conservation, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians.
- : Following new legislation in Anarco Argentina-Wildlife Conservation, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
- : Following new legislation in Anarco Argentina-Wildlife Conservation, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods.
- : Following new legislation in Anarco Argentina-Wildlife Conservation, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts.
- : Following new legislation in Anarco Argentina-Wildlife Conservation, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
- : Anarco Argentina-Wildlife Conservation was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
- : Following new legislation in Anarco Argentina-Wildlife Conservation, internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing Leader to cartoon bears.
- : Following new legislation in Anarco Argentina-Wildlife Conservation, most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade.
- : Following new legislation in Anarco Argentina-Wildlife Conservation, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons.
- : Following new legislation in Anarco Argentina-Wildlife Conservation, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.