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Largest Gambling Industry: 838thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,263rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,561st
The Self-Governing Lands of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Whatever
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Anarchicia

Population22.14 billion

CapitalAnarchiciaCity
LeaderMrAnarchy
FaithAtheism

Currencygold bar
Animalanimal

The Self-Governing Lands of Anarchicia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by MrAnarchy with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful population of 22.14 billion Anarchicians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of AnarchiciaCity. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Anarchician economy, worth a remarkable 1,934 trillion gold bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 87,397 gold bars, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, the nation's best artists are considered pretty easy to beat, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country, and pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Anarchicia's national animal is the animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

Anarchicia is ranked 5,626th in the world and 68th in Nederland for Most Stationary, with 2,128.70697096 Days.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 838thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,263rdTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,561stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,611thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,748thLargest Black Market: 2,828thLargest Populations: 4,928thLargest Mining Sector: 5,147thMost Avoided: 5,173rdMost Stationary: 5,626thNudest: 6,176thHighest Economic Output: 7,671stMost Secular: 8,810thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,841stTop
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Most Influential: 11,869thHighest Crime Rates: 15,950thMost Authoritarian: 20,501st
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Extreme: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Anarchicia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Anarchicia, pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police.
  • : Following new legislation in Anarchicia, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Anarchicia, the nation's best artists are considered pretty easy to beat.
  • : Following new legislation in Anarchicia, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days.
  • : Following new legislation in Anarchicia, work creation schemes keep the masses occupied with meaningless tasks.
  • : Following new legislation in Anarchicia, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • : Following new legislation in Anarchicia, exiled racists are enjoying their retirement in exotic lands.
  • : Following new legislation in Anarchicia, pre-eclampsia in pregnancy is treated with encouragement to take "long soothing walks".
  • : Following new legislation in Anarchicia, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".

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