The Free Land of Anarchica landia is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 980 million Anarchica landians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Healthcare, with Defense, Law & Order, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 8.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Anarchica landian economy, worth 48.3 trillion 30mm GAU 8 A rounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 49,293 30mm GAU 8 A rounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists call Anarchica landian beach towns "the fine coastline", the government has an "easy come, easy go" policy on youth crime, the nation excels at displacement, and election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Anarchica landia's national animal is the A-10 Warthog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Anarchica landia is ranked 198,053^rd in the world and 6,630^th in The East Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -105.83 on the Scary Big Number Scale.