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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,479thHighest Crime Rates: 2,799thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,265th
The Capitalist Paradise of
Capitalist Paradise
Turkey is my city, anarchism is my religion
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Civil Rights
Very Good
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Anarchic Turkish States

Population2.129 billion

LeaderNo One

Currencytumbling lira
AnimalTurkish delight

The Capitalist Paradise of Anarchic Turkish States is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by No One with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.129 billion Turkish anarchists are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Education is also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anarchara. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.4%.

The very strong anarchist and Turkish economy, worth 128 trillion tumbling lire a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 60,528 tumbling lire, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 376,244 per year while the poor average 4,178, a ratio of 90.0 to 1.

Many marriages go virtually unconsummated, eminent domain has been abolished, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, and No One has just been declared ruler of Anarchic Turkish States in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Anarchic Turkish States's national animal is the Turkish delight, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Anarchism.

Anarchic Turkish States is ranked 166,626th in the world and 44th in Mariner Trench for Longest Average Lifespans, with 40.91 Years.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,479thHighest Crime Rates: 2,799thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,265thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,509thFattest Citizens: 6,341stMost Pro-Market: 7,622ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,503rdTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,775thLargest Gambling Industry: 10,059thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,534thMost Avoided: 11,686thHighest Drug Use: 14,781stMost Rebellious Youth: 15,143rd
Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the region

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