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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,524th Rudest Citizens: 3,641st Largest Publishing Industry: 4,303rd
The Commonwealth of
New York Times Democracy
In pertinacia constantia
Czar Anadin
Influence
Duckspeaker
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Anacin

Population1.354 billion

CapitalCaffeone
LeaderCzar Anadin
FaithClassism

CurrencyCoin
AnimalBeaver

The Commonwealth of Anacin is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Czar Anadin with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.354 billion Anacinians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caffeone. The average income tax rate is 55.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Anacinian economy, worth 187 trillion Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 138,118 Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

The "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Anacinians any less frightened, orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products, and politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anacin's national animal is the Beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Classism.

Anacin is ranked 144,895th in the world and 54th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Most Primitive, scoring -253.69 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,524thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3,641stLargest Publishing Industry: 4,303rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,584thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,378thLargest Retail Industry: 7,595thMost Inclusive: 7,596thMost Cultured: 8,013thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 8,472ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,794thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,074thNicest Citizens: 10,480thMost Developed: 10,866thMost Efficient Economies: 11,139thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,152ndLongest Average Lifespans: 13,029thSmartest Citizens: 13,855thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,094thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,642ndMost Influential: 15,109thHighest Average Incomes: 15,345thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,133rd
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Anacin lodged a message on the PieTopia Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Anacin, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back.
  • : Anacin lodged a message on the Oatland Regional Message Board.
  • : Anacin lodged a message on the The Bar on the corner of every region Regional Message Board.
  • : Anacin lodged a message on the The Bar on the corner of every region Regional Message Board.
  • : Anacin lodged a message on the Oatland Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Anacin, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products.
  • : Following new legislation in Anacin, orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children.
  • : Following new legislation in Anacin, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Anacinians any less frightened.
  • : Anacin was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "New York Times Democracy".

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