The Non-homogeneous Tessellation of Anachronolandia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Neúplnosť Chaosu with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.194 billion Anachronolandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sabaqtastiq City. The average income tax rate is 84.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Anachronolandian economy, worth 601 trillion chronoes a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,797 chronoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, and the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anachronolandia's national animal is the Red-tailed hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Aletheianism.

Anachronolandia is ranked 175,320^th in the world and 315^th in Forest for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -5.14 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.