The Non-homogeneous Tessellation of Anachronolandia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Neúplnosť Chaosu with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 6.617 billion Anachronolandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sabaqtastiq City. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Anachronolandian economy, worth 805 trillion chronoes a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 121,742 chronoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance, and every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Anachronolandian. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anachronolandia's national animal is the Red-tailed hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Aletheianism.

Anachronolandia is ranked 6,229^th in the world and 78^th in Forest for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 13,318.16 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.