The Non-homogeneous Tessellation of Anachronolandia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Neúplnosť Chaosu with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 9.35 billion Anachronolandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sabaqtastiq City. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Anachronolandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,177 trillion chronoes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 125,968 chronoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Contrails and thunderous rumbles have returned to the skies above, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', and Anachronolandia has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anachronolandia's national animal is the Red-tailed hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Aletheianism.

Anachronolandia is ranked 29,411^th in the world and 111^th in Forest for Most Income Equality, scoring 72.1 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.