The Most Serene Republic of Anachronolandia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Neúplnosť Chaosu with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.765 billion Anachronolandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Immerword City. The average income tax rate is 72.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Anachronolandian economy, worth 131 trillion chronoes a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 74,320 chronoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The only way to escape lengthy prison terms is in a body bag, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, many aides in Neúplnosť Chaosu's office are known to be serial jaywalkers, and telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anachronolandia's national animal is the Red-tailed hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Aletheianism.

Anachronolandia is ranked 146,973^rd in the world and 6,764^th in the South Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.02 Crimes Per Hour.