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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 268thMost Primitive: 405thHighest Crime Rates: 1,466th
The Autonomous Collective of
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You're fooling yourself, we're living in a dictatorship
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An Anarcho Syndicalist Commune

Population13.434 billion

CapitalWatery Tart

Currencylovely filth
AnimalAfrican or European swallow

The Autonomous Collective of An Anarcho Syndicalist Commune is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its public floggings, national health service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 13.434 billion bloody peasants enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Watery Tart. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.5%.

The frighteningly efficient anarchist-syndicalist-communist economy, worth a remarkable 1,075 trillion lovely filths a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 80,076 lovely filths, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 436,245 per year while the poor average 7,542, a ratio of 57.8 to 1.

Imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, the government is lending a hand to private industry, and politicians fear the otherworldly wrath of poorly made cheese. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. An Anarcho Syndicalist Commune's national animal is the African or European swallow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

An Anarcho Syndicalist Commune is ranked 47,001st in the world and 6th in Monty Python for Highest Average Incomes, with 80,076.17 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 268thMost Primitive: 405thHighest Crime Rates: 1,466thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,549thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,935thTop
Rudest Citizens: 2,719thMost Devout: 3,961stLargest Black Market: 3,985thMost Avoided: 4,582ndMost Rebellious Youth: 4,612thFattest Citizens: 6,049thMost Armed: 6,652ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,954thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,192ndLargest Welfare Programs: 8,698thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,876thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 11,110thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,292ndLargest Retail Industry: 14,231stHighest Economic Output: 15,617thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,729thLargest Populations: 16,813thLargest Gambling Industry: 18,215thMost Stationary: 20,482ndMost Corrupt Governments: 20,522nd
Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the region

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