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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 295th Most Primitive: 388th Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,292nd
The Autonomous Collective of
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You're fooling yourself, we're living in a dictatorship
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An Anarcho Syndicalist Commune

Population10.963 billion

CapitalWatery Tart

Currencylovely filth
AnimalAfrican or European swallow

The Autonomous Collective of An Anarcho Syndicalist Commune is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 10.963 billion bloody peasants enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Watery Tart. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.6%.

The frighteningly efficient anarchist-syndicalist-communist economy, worth 862 trillion lovely filths a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 78,643 lovely filths, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 271,664 per year while the poor average 16,650, a ratio of 16.3 to 1.

Imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, the government is lending a hand to private industry, and politicians fear the otherworldly wrath of poorly made cheese. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. An Anarcho Syndicalist Commune's national animal is the African or European swallow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

An Anarcho Syndicalist Commune is ranked 150,828th in the world and 7th in Monty Python for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 46.16 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 295thMost Primitive: 388thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,292ndHighest Crime Rates: 1,469thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2,471stMost Armed: 2,796thLargest Black Market: 2,851stMost Devout: 3,825thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,388thMost Avoided: 4,608thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,737thFattest Citizens: 6,029thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,499thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,931stTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 8,698thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,510thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11,180thLargest Retail Industry: 13,081stLargest Gambling Industry: 15,912thHighest Economic Output: 16,539thNudest: 16,599th

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