| Population | 3.966 billion |
| Capital | the Eye |
| Leader | legendary forces of nature |
| Currency | Saffir-Simpson |
| Animal | fleeing tourist |
The Rather Inhospitable Interior of An Actual Hurricane is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by legendary forces of nature with a fair hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, ritual sacrifices, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.966 billion air particles live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Eye. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.7%.
The frighteningly efficient blustery economy, worth 418 trillion Saffir-Simpsons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 105,639 Saffir-Simpsons, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 502,414 per year while the poor average 13,080, a ratio of 38.4 to 1.
Emergency services don't respond to trailer park fires, forecasts predict rains of loose lead and mortar shells for the next six weeks, kids are exceptionally good at digging holes, and the nation's poor can be seen scavenging trash bins for used coffee grounds. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. An Actual Hurricane's national animal is the fleeing tourist, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
An Actual Hurricane is ranked 48,050th in the world and 27th in Refugia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,474.6 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
An Actual Hurricane, the nation's poor can be seen scavenging trash bins for used coffee grounds.
- : Following new legislation in An Actual Hurricane, kids are exceptionally good at digging holes.
- : An Actual Hurricane was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.
- : An Actual Hurricane was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
- : Following new legislation in An Actual Hurricane, forecasts predict rains of loose lead and mortar shells for the next six weeks.
- : Following new legislation in An Actual Hurricane, emergency services don't respond to trailer park fires.
- : Following new legislation in An Actual Hurricane, kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes.
- : Following new legislation in An Actual Hurricane, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
- : Following new legislation in An Actual Hurricane, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections.
- : Following new legislation in An Actual Hurricane, fleeing tourist-wagons to the Eye are often canceled due to excessive levels of manure on the roads.
