The Yugoslav Kingdom of Amsterwald is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prince Paul Karađorđević with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, digital currency, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 14.688 billion Yugoslavs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belgrade. The average income tax rate is 74.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yugoslav economy, worth a remarkable 3,712 trillion Yugoslav dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 252,773 Yugoslav dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, and prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Amsterwald's national animal is the double-headed eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Amsterwald is ranked 2,458^th in the world and 4^th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 58,870.33 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.