The Republic of Amonguitos is a massive, genial nation, notable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.326 billion Amonguitos are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 53.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Amonguitan economy, worth 68.7 trillion vundolas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 51,838 vundolas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, soldiers have swapped their uniforms for prisonwear, and discarded pennies litter the streets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Amonguitos's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Amonguitos is ranked 39,614^th in the world and 1,184^th in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 42.11 quips per hour.