The United States of Ameryka is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Premier Damien Verkhoyanskiy with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 26.123 billion Amerykans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Riedra - District of Adelphia. The average income tax rate is 65.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Amerykan economy, worth a remarkable 3,603 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,928 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, foreign heads of state have taken out restraining orders against Amerykan ambassadors, and Amerykan actors literally work from cradle to grave. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ameryka's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Democracy.

Ameryka is ranked 75,727^th in the world and 9^th in Earth Prime for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 3,575.87 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.