The Socialist Republic of Amerislovakia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Nicholas Smith with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 3.574 billion Amerislovakians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bratislava DC. The average income tax rate is 87.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Amerislovakian economy, worth 514 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 143,858 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", and troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Amerislovakia's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Amerislovakia is ranked 61,377^th in the world and 3,326^th in The North Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 64.36 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.