The Socialist Republic of Amerislovakia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Nicholas Smith with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 3.293 billion Amerislovakians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bratislava DC. The average income tax rate is 87.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Amerislovakian economy, worth 457 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 138,828 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, and hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Amerislovakia's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Amerislovakia is ranked 19,690^th in the world and 956^th in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,412.04 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.