The Socialist Republic of Amerislovakia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Sam Greene with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.864 billion Amerislovakians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bratislava DC. The average income tax rate is 89.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Amerislovakian economy, worth 728 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 149,684 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", the climate agreement has actually increased the volume of hot air in the atmosphere, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, and claiming that "my cousin said it was legal" is a common courtroom defense. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Amerislovakia's national animal is the Hound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Amerislovakia is ranked 7,969^th in the world and 446^th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 103.29 quips per hour.