The Lazarus Home of Galiantus of Americastrailia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Galiantus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, compulsory military service, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 7.74 billion Americastrailians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sydneyton DC. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Americastrailian economy, worth 932 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 120,497 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign despots proudly bandstand on Americastrailian airwaves, the government has completely eliminated all childcare programs, burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms, and grim instructresses lead the unwillingly impregnated in chants of "it's all my fault" and "blessed be the fruit". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Americastrailia's national animal is the dingo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Presbycrocadilianism.

Americastrailia is ranked 28,928^th in the world and 1,565^th in Lazarus for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,559.1 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.