The WTF of American Samoa is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 13.671 billion American Samoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Public Transport. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.5%.

The thriving American Samoan economy, worth 674 trillion greenbacks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 49,339 greenbacks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 174,646 per year while the poor average 10,064, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem. American Samoa's national animal is the butterfish.

American Samoa is ranked 298,454^th in the world and 63^rd in Eastern Europe for Most Patriotic, with 2.08 flags saluted per person per day.