by Max Barry

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Most Armed: 3,225th Rudest Citizens: 4,432nd Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4,596th
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American Louisiana-Alabama

Population2.267 billion

CapitalNew Orleans
LeaderHuey Longfish

CurrencyLouisiana Franc

The Cajun Ruled State of American Louisiana-Alabama is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Huey Longfish with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.267 billion Louisianans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Orleans. The average income tax rate is 50.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Louisianan economy, worth 321 trillion Louisiana Francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 141,764 Louisiana Francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, if they thought anyone would listen the older generation would likely say that nobody listens to them any more, politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems, and popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. American Louisiana-Alabama's national animal is the Pelican, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

American Louisiana-Alabama is ranked 51,310th in the world and 2,348th in Osiris for Most Corrupt Governments, with 15.63 Kickbacks Per Hour.

Most Armed: 3,225thRudest Citizens: 4,432ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,596thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,341stLargest Retail Industry: 5,562ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,108thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,948thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,465thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,109thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,206thMost Cultured: 12,236thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,281stMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,569thMost Efficient Economies: 12,737thMost Developed: 14,484thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,687thHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,897thHighest Average Incomes: 14,917thSmartest Citizens: 15,633rd
Most Armed: 152nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 180th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 241st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 247th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 285th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 296th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 390th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 399th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 464th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 496th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 573rd in the region

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