The United Imperial States of Americae Roma is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President George W Bush with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 2.45 billion Americans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.7%.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth 403 trillion American Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 164,655 American Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 847,342 per year while the poor average 17,475, a ratio of 48.5 to 1.

The stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from President George W Bush's rear echelons, road rage is rarer but more terminal now that many people drive fully-operational battle tanks to work, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, and military training in Americae Roma emphasizes the tactical advantages of stabbing backs. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Americae Roma's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Global American Preeminence.

Americae Roma is ranked 32,068^th in the world and 1,755^th in The North Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 5.33 Bank.