Population | 33.083 billion |
Capital | Joseph City |
Leader | Joseph |
Faith | Josephism |
Currency | money |
Animal | viper |
The Unassuming Puppet State of Americad is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Joseph with an iron fist, and notable for its punitive income tax rates, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 33.083 billion follower of Josephs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Joseph City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Josephic economy, worth an astonishing 34,391 trillion monies a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 1,039,550 monies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,719,035 per year while the poor average 208,599, a ratio of 17.8 to 1.
It is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli, the national security service are a bunch of crooks, and heavily-armed commandos play rock-paper-scissors over whether to execute criminals and foreign visitors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Americad's national animal is the viper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Josephism.
Americad is ranked 5th in the world and 1st in The New Inquisition for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 48,176.64 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Americad, heavily-armed commandos play rock-paper-scissors over whether to execute criminals and foreign visitors.
- : Following new legislation in
Americad, the national security service are a bunch of crooks.
- : Following new legislation in
Americad, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli.
- : Following new legislation in
Americad, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven.
- : Following new legislation in
Americad, if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to Americad.
- : Following new legislation in
Americad, the government keeps its thumb on the scales of justice.
- : Following new legislation in
Americad, the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake".
- : Following new legislation in
Americad, hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success.
- : Following new legislation in
Americad, the clergy of Josephism remains a single-sex institution.
- : Following new legislation in
Americad, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards.