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Largest Insurance Industry: 4th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th
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The Unassuming Puppet State of Americad is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Joseph with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, restrictive gun laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.614 billion followers of Joseph are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Joseph City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Josephic economy, worth an astonishing 24,764 trillion monies a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 1,006,114 monies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,620,758 per year while the poor average 132,925, a ratio of 34.8 to 1.

Protests are prohibited from blocking traffic, labour strikes are routinely squashed by police, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', and pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Americad's national animal is the viper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Josephism.

Americad is ranked 178,843rd in the world and 91st in The New Inquisition for Longest Average Lifespans, with 20.72 Years.

Largest Insurance Industry: 4thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6thHighest Average Incomes: 6thLargest Mining Sector: 7thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13thHighest Economic Output: 16thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22ndLargest Black Market: 34thMost Corrupt Governments: 41stLargest Agricultural Sector: 42ndMost Subsidized Industry: 45thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 46thLargest Governments: 54thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 59thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 64thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 88thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 99thMost Avoided: 103rdLowest Crime Rates: 138thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 168thLargest Retail Industry: 183rdFattest Citizens: 334thMost Advanced Public Transport: 392ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 393rdMost Primitive: 434thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 693rdMost Conservative: 1,460thTop
Largest Populations: 1,953rdRudest Citizens: 2,177thMost Stationary: 2,445thMost Efficient Economies: 2,577thMost Devout: 2,882ndHighest Poor Incomes: 3,054thMost Extreme: 5,087thMost Influential: 8,567thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 9,066thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,689thMost Authoritarian: 15,933rdLargest Publishing Industry: 16,808th
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9th in the region

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