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Largest Insurance Industry: 4th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th
The Unassuming Puppet State of
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The Unassuming Puppet State of Americad is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Joseph with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, vat-grown people, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.31 billion follower of Josephs are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Joseph City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Josephic economy, worth an astonishing 25,464 trillion monies a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 1,006,114 monies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,620,758 per year while the poor average 132,925, a ratio of 34.8 to 1.

Protests are prohibited from blocking traffic, labour strikes are routinely squashed by police, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', and pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Americad's national animal is the viper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Josephism.

Americad is ranked 12th in the world and 1st in The New Inquisition for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 129,197.23 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

Largest Insurance Industry: 4thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6thHighest Average Incomes: 6thLargest Mining Sector: 7thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14thHighest Economic Output: 16thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 26thLargest Black Market: 41stLargest Agricultural Sector: 45thLargest Governments: 47thMost Subsidized Industry: 48thMost Corrupt Governments: 49thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 49thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 58thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 66thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 89thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 107thMost Avoided: 114thLowest Crime Rates: 150thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 172ndLargest Retail Industry: 217thFattest Citizens: 336thMost Advanced Public Transport: 375thHighest Average Tax Rates: 393rdMost Primitive: 461stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 679thMost Conservative: 1,337thTop
Largest Populations: 1,912thMost Stationary: 2,263rdMost Efficient Economies: 2,485thRudest Citizens: 2,517thMost Devout: 2,862ndHighest Poor Incomes: 3,222ndMost Extreme: 5,148thTop
Most Influential: 8,377thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,871stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,205thMost Authoritarian: 13,109th
Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the region

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