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Largest Insurance Industry: 4thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th
The Unassuming Puppet State of
Iron Fist Consumerists
An equal opportunity hate group.
Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Americad

Population39.582 billion

CapitalJoseph City
LeaderJoseph
FaithJosephism

Currencymoney
Animalviper

The Unassuming Puppet State of Americad is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Joseph with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, avowedly heterosexual populace, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 39.582 billion follower of Josephs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Joseph City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Josephic economy, worth an astonishing 41,660 trillion monies a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 1,052,519 monies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,474,354 per year while the poor average 238,547, a ratio of 14.6 to 1.

The government insists that bizarre Lilliputian language game shows were made domestically, red rinses are frequently applied to grey hair, rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning, and only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Joseph on Americad's coulrophobia epidemic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Americad's national animal is the viper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Josephism.

Americad is ranked 322nd in the world and 1st in The New Inquisition for Most Avoided, scoring 1,106.65 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Top
1%
Largest Insurance Industry: 4thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6thLargest Black Market: 7thHighest Average Incomes: 8thHighest Economic Output: 10thLargest Mining Sector: 10thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 23rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 32ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 33rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 41stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 65thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 71stMost Patriotic: 72ndLargest Governments: 146thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 163rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 164thMost Corrupt Governments: 177thMost Advanced Public Transport: 200thMost Subsidized Industry: 212thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 235thMost Avoided: 322ndLowest Crime Rates: 324thMost Efficient Economies: 336thFattest Citizens: 473rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 924thMost Stationary: 1,291stLargest Retail Industry: 1,343rdLargest Populations: 1,483rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,629thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,655thTop
5%
Most Primitive: 4,299thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,898thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,082ndMost Devout: 6,846thRudest Citizens: 8,998thMost Influential: 10,268thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,806thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,819thMost Conservative: 12,165thTop
10%
Most Authoritarian: 18,475thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,221stSmartest Citizens: 19,819thLargest Gambling Industry: 22,578thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24,562ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,247th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Americad was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : Americad was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Americad was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Americad was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Americad was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Americad was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Americad was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Americad was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Americad was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Americad was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.

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