by Max Barry

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America First Union State

Population606 million


The Federal Republic of America First Union State is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its triple-decker prams, compulsory military service, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, devout population of 606 million Americans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 51.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong American economy, worth 41.5 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,553 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding America First Union State, prevalence rates of genitourinary infectious disease are inexplicably on the rise, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental, and doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. America First Union State's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

America First Union State is ranked 116,026th in the world and 211th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 2.36 Missed References Per Hour.

Most Influential: 13,289thMost Devout: 13,410th

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