The Republic of Amenite is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, ritual sacrifices, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.363 billion Ameniteans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 64.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Amenitean economy, worth a remarkable 2,163 trillion 9003s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 208,744 9003s, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 600,213 per year while the poor average 57,695, a ratio of 10.4 to 1.

Guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, the official Amenitean Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got, and the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Amenite's national animal is the 9003, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Amenite is ranked 23,112^th in the world and 279^th in Home Sweet 9003 for Largest Governments, scoring 29.26 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.