The Sopo Sloth Republic of Ambrella is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Sopo Sopopopolis with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, flagrant waste-dumping, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 36.396 billion Ambrellans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Industry and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unionville d'Ambrella. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Ambrellan economy, worth a remarkable 8,658 trillion soprics a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 237,892 soprics, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,332,917 per year while the poor average 21,067, a ratio of 63.3 to 1.

The wealthiest parts of the country receive the most government spending, there's never enough space in space, church and state are inseparable in their influence on education, and online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for Ambrella. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Ambrella's national animal is the Azure Flamingo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Allerb'ma.

Ambrella is ranked 259,994^th in the world and 1,119^th in Europeia for Most Authoritarian, with 304.25 milliStalins.