by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,712thMost Influential: 4,263rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,454th
The Queendom of
Democratic Socialists
Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc.
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Population1.649 billion

CapitalBig nope


The Queendom of Ambitchous is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its digital currency, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 1.649 billion bitchousians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big nope. The average income tax rate is 56.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Ambitchousian economy, worth 125 trillion Florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 75,980 Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor, the controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular, a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street", and people are raising their middle finger to non-digital currencies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ambitchous's national animal is the Otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Ambitchous is ranked 92,882nd in the world and 3,233rd in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 33.95 quips per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,712thMost Influential: 4,263rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,454thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,032ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,473rdBest Weather: 12,265thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 14,986thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,393rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 17,938thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,388thMost Income Equality: 19,516thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,080thHealthiest Citizens: 20,555thMost Beautiful Environments: 23,513thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 25,201stHighest Poor Incomes: 25,938th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 169th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 187th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 263rd in the regionBest Weather: 399th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 414th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 483rd in the regionMost Influential: 489th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 576th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 635th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 657th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 740th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 760th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 766th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 962nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 966th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 976th in the regionMost Income Equality: 983rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1,024th in the regionMost Inclusive: 1,050th in the regionMost Patriotic: 1,087th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1,099th in the regionMost Developed: 1,139th in the regionNicest Citizens: 1,209th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,209th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,234th in the region

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