by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 812th Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,119th Largest Black Market: 4,879th
The Federal Democratic Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Cerčára Berdano Valazhútz, Bernodó hí, če Russkaja!
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Ambelviser

Population6.388 billion

CapitalWarsaw and Aldesow
FaithFlowerism

CurrencyAmbelvi Flower Shilling
AnimalCountryballs

The Federal Democratic Republic of Ambelviser is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, ritual sacrifices, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 6.388 billion Ambelviserans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw and Aldesow. The average income tax rate is 84.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Ambelviseri economy, worth 695 trillion Ambelvi Flower Shillings a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 108,834 Ambelvi Flower Shillings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee, there are no more heroes any more, and advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ambelviser's national animal is the Countryballs, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Flowerism.

Ambelviser is ranked 36,289th in the world and 12th in Universal Pact for Most Influential, scoring 528 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Top
1%
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 812thTop
5%
Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,119thLargest Black Market: 4,879thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,648thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,616thTop
10%
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,153rdMost Subsidized Industry: 8,473rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,489thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,578thMost Pacifist: 11,720thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,943rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,335thLargest Governments: 14,276thMost Inclusive: 14,972ndMost Beautiful Environments: 15,277thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,368thBest Weather: 15,525th
Top
5%
Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
10%
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ambelviser was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Ambelviser was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Ambelviser was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Ambelviser was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Ambelviser was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Ambelviser was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Ambelviser was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Ambelviser was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Ambelviser changed its national motto to "Cerčára Berdano Valazhútz, Bernodó hí, če Russkaja!".
  • : Ambelviser was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.

More...

View Forum posts

Report