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Nudest: 1,557thMost Stationary: 2,598thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,722nd
The 10000 Island Nation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
It's a good day to be in Yggdrasil
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Ambassador Woonsocket

Population23.333 billion

LeaderAmbassador Woonsocket


The 10000 Island Nation of Ambassador Woonsocket is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ambassador Woonsocket with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 23.333 billion Ambassador Woonsocketians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woonsocket. The average income tax rate is 88.5%.

The all-consuming Ambassador Woonsocketian economy, worth a remarkable 2,025 trillion guilders a year, is highly specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 86,791 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, many working fathers have never seen their children, the arms industry is strictly regulated, and Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ambassador Woonsocket's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Bovinity.

Ambassador Woonsocket is ranked 227,943rd in the world and 168th in Yggdrasil for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -10.97 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Nudest: 1,557thTop
Most Stationary: 2,598thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,722ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,819thSafest: 4,333rdLargest Populations: 5,154thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,783rdMost Devout: 7,220thHighest Economic Output: 8,187thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,317thMost Pacifist: 8,951stHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,278thMost Influential: 10,986thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 12,285thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,979thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,101stLargest Governments: 17,425thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,474thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,564thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,574thLeast Corrupt Governments: 18,037thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,079thHealthiest Citizens: 19,691stLongest Average Lifespans: 20,251stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,906thMost Developed: 22,526thLargest Welfare Programs: 22,793rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23,752nd
Nudest: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 16th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 20th in the region

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