The Republic of Ambassador of Topid is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its burgeoning eagle population. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 18.265 billion Ambassador of Topidians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 49.6%.

The Ambassador of Topidian economy, worth 524 trillion dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 28,729 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate. Ambassador of Topid's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ambassador of Topid is ranked 207,801^st in the world and 1^st in The Security Council for Most Extreme, scoring 0.51 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.