The Principality of Ambarinno is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 401 million Ambarinnos are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Colter. The average income tax rate is 65.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Ambarinno economy, worth 29.1 trillion Âmbars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,592 Âmbars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government officials are held to the highest standard of morality, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, and things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ambarinno's national animal is the Lobo Ambarinnoano, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ambarinno is ranked 287,903^rd in the world and 593^rd in Sophia for Most Primitive, scoring -219.55 on the Scary Big Number Scale.