The Commonwealth of Amazonia Atoll is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, national health service, and enforced nudity. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.952 billion Amazonia Atollians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government is dominated by the Department of Industry, although Environment, Education, and Welfare are also considered important, while Law & Order isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Calidonia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Amazonia Atollian economy, worth 737 trillion Rupees a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 186,607 Rupees, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Cowboys often wear wolfskin jackets to the saloon, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, calling tech support mid-shootout is a common occurrence, and the nation gives peace a chance - usually one in a million. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Amazonia Atoll's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Nā ʻUhane Honua.

Amazonia Atoll is ranked 313,308^th in the world and 22^nd in Oceania for Safest, scoring 4.43 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.