Population | 11.62 billion |
Capital | Columbia |
Leader | President Andrew Horatio Cunningham |
Currency | Thaller |
Animal | Amauritan Jaguar |
The United States of Amaurita is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Andrew Horatio Cunningham with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, otherworldly petting zoo, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.62 billion Amauritans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Columbia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Amauritan economy, worth a remarkable 3,810 trillion Thallers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 327,964 Thallers, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,324,394 per year while the poor average 54,207, a ratio of 24.4 to 1.
Women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up", excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, Amaurita's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives, and convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing. Crime is totally unknown. Amaurita's national animal is the Amauritan Jaguar, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Amaurita is ranked 204,021st in the world and 92nd in Confederacy of Allied States for Fattest Citizens, with 9.36 Obesity Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Amaurita, convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing.
- : Following new legislation in
Amaurita, Amaurita's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives.
- : Following new legislation in
Amaurita, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside.
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Amaurita voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "National Economic Freedoms"".
- : Following new legislation in
Amaurita, women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up".
- : Following new legislation in
Amaurita, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right.
- : Following new legislation in
Amaurita, boot polish is the favourite lip gloss of entry-level corporate workers.
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Amaurita lodged a message on the Confederacy of Allied States Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in
Amaurita, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election".
- : Following new legislation in
Amaurita, it is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in Amauritan restaurants.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 » Republic Of Cheeseistan.