The United States of Amaurita is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Andrew Horatio Cunningham with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, otherworldly petting zoo, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.62 billion Amauritans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Columbia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Amauritan economy, worth a remarkable 3,810 trillion Thallers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 327,964 Thallers, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,324,394 per year while the poor average 54,207, a ratio of 24.4 to 1.

Women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up", excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, Amaurita's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives, and convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing. Crime is totally unknown. Amaurita's national animal is the Amauritan Jaguar, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Amaurita is ranked 204,021^st in the world and 92^nd in Confederacy of Allied States for Fattest Citizens, with 9.36 Obesity Rate.