The United States of Amaurita is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Andrew Horatio Cunningham with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.578 billion Amauritans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Columbia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Amauritan economy, worth a remarkable 3,789 trillion Thallers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 327,341 Thallers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,126,885 per year while the poor average 69,666, a ratio of 16.2 to 1.

Heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Thaller treacle machine, citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason, there's a lot of hot air coming from the Capitol Building, and the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region. Crime is totally unknown. Amaurita's national animal is the Amauritan Jaguar, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Amaurita is ranked 24,692^nd in the world and 48^th in Confederacy of Allied States for Highest Poor Incomes, with 69,666.35 Standard Monetary Units.