by Max Barry

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,515th Most Politically Free: 5,166th Most Pro-Market: 6,369th
The Maritime Republic of
Corporate Bordello
Ei qui in tenebris ambulant in lucem trahentur.
Civil Rights
Below Average
Very Strong
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Deck


Population14.994 billion

FaithRoman Catholicism


The Maritime Republic of Amalfi is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 14.994 billion Amalfitans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trasimene. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.3%.

The very strong Amalfitan economy, worth 992 trillion Sesterces a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 66,196 Sesterces, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 314,083 per year while the poor average 8,233, a ratio of 38.1 to 1.

Urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, a new Brasilistani government has become a daily report on the main evening news, the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan, and anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Amalfi's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Amalfi is ranked 49,210th in the world and 3rd in Borealias for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.7 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,515thMost Politically Free: 5,166thMost Pro-Market: 6,369thHighest Crime Rates: 7,924thFattest Citizens: 7,981stTop
Largest Populations: 8,390thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,697thMost Avoided: 9,293rdLargest Insurance Industry: 9,672ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,763rdRudest Citizens: 12,386thHighest Economic Output: 12,879thLargest Mining Sector: 13,370thLargest Gambling Industry: 13,558thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,863rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14,041st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Amalfi's influence in Borealias fell from "Negotiator" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Amalfi's influence in Borealias rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : Amalfi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Amalfi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Amalfi lodged a message on the Borealias Regional Message Board.
  • : Amalfi lodged a message on the Borealias Regional Message Board.
  • : Amalfi changed its national motto to "Ei qui in tenebris ambulant in lucem trahentur.".
  • : Amalfi's influence in Borealias rose from "Minnow" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Amalfi relocated from Osiris to Borealias.
  • : Amalfi altered its national flag.


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