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Most Politically Free: 5,038th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,450th Most Pro-Market: 6,903rd
The Maritime Republic of
Corporate Bordello
Ei qui in tenebras ambulant in luce trahentur.
Civil Rights
Below Average
Very Strong
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Deck


Population14.15 billion

FaithRoman Catholicism


The Maritime Republic of Amalfi is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 14.15 billion Amalfitans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trasimene. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.3%.

The very strong Amalfitan economy, worth 936 trillion Sesterces a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 66,196 Sesterces, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 314,083 per year while the poor average 8,233, a ratio of 38.1 to 1.

Urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, a new Brasilistani government has become a daily report on the main evening news, the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan, and anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Amalfi's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Amalfi is ranked 111,277th in the world and 4th in Borealias for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 721.66 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Politically Free: 5,038thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,450thMost Pro-Market: 6,903rdLargest Populations: 8,710thHighest Crime Rates: 8,726thFattest Citizens: 9,003rdTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,650thMost Avoided: 10,753rdLargest Insurance Industry: 11,353rdRudest Citizens: 12,523rdHighest Economic Output: 13,090thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13,621stLargest Mining Sector: 15,692ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15,913thLargest Gambling Industry: 15,922ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,929th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Amalfi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Amalfi's influence in Borealias rose from "Minnow" to "Negotiator".
  • : Amalfi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Amalfi altered its national flag.
  • : Amalfi relocated from Balder to Borealias.
  • : Amalfi was refounded in Balder.
  • : Amalfi ceased to exist in Borealias.
  • : Amalfi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies.
  • : Amalfi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Amalfi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.


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