The United States of Am er ic a is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its burgeoning Bald Eagle population. The hard-working, cynical population of 2.242 billion Am er ic ans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.2%.

The very strong Am er ic an economy, worth 133 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is 59,540 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

Funding for education has been redirected into the military, pre-schoolers who draw stick figures of their favorite celebrities are sued for infringing image rights, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, and all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Washington DC. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem. Am er ic a's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Am er ic a is ranked 59,873^rd in the world and 21^st in The Western Isles for Most Extreme, scoring 25.34 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.