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Largest Retail Industry: 6,832nd Most Devout: 9,306th Most Influential: 9,757th
The Armed Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Amor est unicum virtutis opus
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Alzopia

Population4.072 billion

CapitalRegonor
LeaderArvin Masteroph
FaithChristianity

CurrencyNubaa
AnimalGarchomp

The Armed Republic of Alzopia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Arvin Masteroph with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, anti-smoking policies, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, devout population of 4.072 billion Alzopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Regonor. The average income tax rate is 54.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alzopian economy, worth 463 trillion Nubaas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 113,765 Nubaas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, clergy never mention brand names for fear of losing their government subsidies, cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on Arvin Masteroph's desk, and the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alzopia's national animal is the Garchomp, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Alzopia is ranked 22,336th in the world and 1,137th in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 218.89 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Largest Retail Industry: 6,832ndTop
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Most Devout: 9,306thMost Influential: 9,757thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,106thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,639thMost Efficient Economies: 12,642ndMost Average: 14,923rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,007thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,244th
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Most Average: 292nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 323rd in the regionMost Devout: 409th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 486th in the regionMost Stationary: 556th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 581st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 629th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 630th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 630th in the regionRudest Citizens: 691st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 737th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 855th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 865th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Alzopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector and Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Alzopia, the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash.
  • : Following new legislation in Alzopia, cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on Arvin Masteroph's desk.
  • : Following new legislation in Alzopia, clergy never mention brand names for fear of losing their government subsidies.
  • : Following new legislation in Alzopia, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread.
  • : Following new legislation in Alzopia, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets.
  • : Following new legislation in Alzopia, sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon.
  • : Following new legislation in Alzopia, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events.
  • : Following new legislation in Alzopia, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends.
  • : Following new legislation in Alzopia, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.

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