The Federal States of Alympian Kingdom is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Federal Chancellor Kaysan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.612 billion Alympians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Willhamson. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alympian economy, worth a remarkable 1,619 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 152,565 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, the smell of tobacco is often smelt around legislative buildings across the nation, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, and edutainment video games are taking Alympian Kingdom's students to the next level. Crime is totally unknown. Alympian Kingdom's national animal is the Rigo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Krislam.

Alympian Kingdom is ranked 213,359^th in the world and 957^th in Europe for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -5.61 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.