The Federal States of Alympian Kingdom is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Federal Chancellor Karl Allen Abernathy with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.563 billion Alympians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Willhamson. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alympian economy, worth a remarkable 1,290 trillion Arenes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 150,761 Arenes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, the smell of tobacco is often smelt around legislative buildings across the nation, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, and edutainment video games are taking Alympian Kingdom's students to the next level. Crime is totally unknown. Alympian Kingdom's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Angatharism.

Alympian Kingdom is ranked 107,858^th in the world and 491^st in Europe for Most Armed, with 0.33 Weapons Per Person.