The Factory of Aluminum Oxynitride is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Moe Elsass with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.681 billion Aloneans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Burlington. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Alonean economy, worth a remarkable 2,352 trillion Bricks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 201,423 Bricks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million Bricks of property damage, and members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Aluminum Oxynitride's national animal is the Puppy, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tolerance.

Aluminum Oxynitride is ranked 10,852^nd in the world and 125^th in the West Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 201,423.4 Standard Monetary Units.