The Holy Sinister Factory of Aluminum Oxynitride is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Moe Elsass with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.555 billion Aloneans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Burlington. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Alonean economy, worth 399 trillion bricks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 156,394 bricks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake, pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy, Moe Elsass is adamant that ponies aren't just for little girls, and hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aluminum Oxynitride's national animal is the puppy, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tolerance.

Aluminum Oxynitride is ranked 75,516^th in the world and 2,253^rd in the West Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 56.34 Insults Per Minute.