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Most Valuable International Artwork: 385thMost Inclusive: 1,150thMost Pacifist: 1,215th
The Holy Factory of
Left-wing Utopia
Go Crazy or Go Home!
Moe Elsass
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Aluminum Oxynitride

Population6.258 billion

CapitalBurlington
LeaderMoe Elsass
FaithTolerance

CurrencyBrick
AnimalCow

The Holy Factory of Aluminum Oxynitride is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Moe Elsass with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, infamous sell-swords, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.258 billion Aloneans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Burlington. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Alonean economy, worth a remarkable 1,220 trillion Bricks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 194,978 Bricks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians can be condescending (which by the way means "showing an attitude of patronising superiority"), most people suffer from some form of hearing loss, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, and citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Aluminum Oxynitride's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tolerance.

Aluminum Oxynitride is ranked 272,221st in the world and 2,486th in the West Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 0.4 flags saluted per person per day.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 385thMost Inclusive: 1,150thMost Pacifist: 1,215thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,253rdHighest Food Quality: 1,340thBest Weather: 1,366thNicest Citizens: 1,383rdMost Developed: 1,412thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,477thHealthiest Citizens: 1,567thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,655thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,676thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,075thSmartest Citizens: 2,579thMost Cultured: 2,671stTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 2,790thSafest: 3,253rdHighest Poor Incomes: 3,487thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,710thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,723rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,903rdLargest Governments: 3,908thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,085thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,265thMost Efficient Economies: 4,334thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,436thMost Secular: 4,463rdLowest Crime Rates: 4,655thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,296thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,692ndMost Subsidized Industry: 6,121stMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,642ndMost Influential: 6,772ndHighest Average Incomes: 7,868thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,546thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 16,824thMost Income Equality: 26,479th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 20th in the regionBest Weather: 21st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 22nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 23rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 23rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 24th in the regionMost Developed: 25th in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 26th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 26th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 27th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 38th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 45th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 45th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 47th in the regionMost Cultured: 48th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 48th in the regionLargest Governments: 54th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 59th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 60th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 61st in the regionSafest: 64th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 66th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 66th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 70th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 71st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 75th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 84th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 93rd in the regionMost Secular: 99th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 115th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 122nd in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 210th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 211th in the regionMost Influential: 212th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 212th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Aluminum Oxynitride lodged a message on the The West Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Aluminum Oxynitride, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm.
  • : Aluminum Oxynitride lodged a message on the The West Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Aluminum Oxynitride, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • : Following new legislation in Aluminum Oxynitride, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss.
  • : Aluminum Oxynitride was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Aluminum Oxynitride, politicians can be condescending (which by the way means "showing an attitude of patronising superiority").
  • : Following new legislation in Aluminum Oxynitride, paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark.
  • : Aluminum Oxynitride was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Aluminum Oxynitride, most citizens in Aluminum Oxynitride are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government.

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