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Most Authoritarian: 11,745th
The Kingdom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
In the name of the crown
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.2 billion

LeaderHenri I


The Kingdom of Alsase is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Henri I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.2 billion Alsaseans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brightwall. The average income tax rate is 42.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Alsasean economy, worth 171 trillion Alaes a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,619 Alaes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, emergency services don't respond to trailer park fires, indigenous tribal elders can be recognised by their designer watches and expensive suits, and prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alsase's national animal is the Griffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Alsase is ranked 135,166th in the world and 4th in Mobius for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 27.83 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Most Authoritarian: 11,745th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Alsase's influence in Mobius rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Alsase's influence in Mobius rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Alsase's influence in Mobius rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Alsase's influence in Mobius rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
  • : Alsase relocated from Lazarus to Mobius.
  • : Alsase was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Alsase ceased to exist in Mobius.
  • : Alsase's influence in Mobius fell from "Ambassador" to "Diplomat".
  • : Alsase's influence in Mobius fell from "Auxiliary" to "Ambassador".
  • : Alsase's influence in Mobius rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".


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