by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 612th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 732nd Largest Black Market: 870th
The ᶦᶦ of
Iron Fist Consumerists
ᴺᵒʷ, ᴵᶠ ʷᵉ ᵈᵉᵗᵒⁿᵃᵗᵉᵈ ᵃˡˡ ᴺᵘᶜˡᵉᵃʳ ᵂᵉᵃᵖᵒⁿˢ ᶦⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵂᵒʳˡᵈ,
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Als Used Part Shop

Population4.159 billion

CapitalAls Refurbished Machine Shop
Leaderᴳˡᵒʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᴳᵒᵈ ᴸᵉᵃᵈᵉʳ

CurrencyBroken Lawnmower
AnimalThrown Rock

The ᶦᶦ of Als Used Part Shop is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by ᴳˡᵒʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᴳᵒᵈ ᴸᵉᵃᵈᵉʳ with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.159 billion Loyal Customers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Als Refurbished Machine Shop. The average income tax rate is 78.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Loyal Customer economy, worth a remarkable 1,146 trillion Broken Lawnmowers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 275,746 Broken Lawnmowers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism, train stations can be 'armful places, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, and all footpaths have tollbooths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Als Used Part Shop's national animal is the Thrown Rock, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sales.

Als Used Part Shop is ranked 169,759th in the world and 52nd in The Dank Meme Alliance for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 14.76 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 612thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 732ndLargest Black Market: 870thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,195thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,290thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,404thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,428thLargest Mining Sector: 1,506thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 1,864thMost Avoided: 1,898thHighest Average Incomes: 2,081stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,137thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,757thLargest Retail Industry: 3,666thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,765thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,290thNudest: 4,695thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,927thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,064thFattest Citizens: 6,196thMost Conservative: 6,835thLargest Governments: 8,082ndMost Efficient Economies: 8,421stTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,717thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,401stMost Advanced Public Education: 9,407thLowest Crime Rates: 9,518thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,211thHighest Economic Output: 12,037thMost Authoritarian: 12,316thMost Influential: 13,225thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,440th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the region

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