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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,977th
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Alpine Triarii

Population1.8 billion

AnimalSea Hawk

The Dominion of Alpine Triarii is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.8 billion Alpine Triariians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 41.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Alpine Triariian economy, worth 54.0 trillion Kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 30,013 Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right, and the government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alpine Triarii's national animal is the Sea Hawk, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Alpine Triarii is ranked 123,912th in the world and 213th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 294.77 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,977th
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 15th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 30th in the regionMost Income Equality: 32nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 35th in the region

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