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Safest: 29th Highest Average Tax Rates: 45th Largest Governments: 50th
The Most Serene Republic of
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Peace!
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Economy
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Alphacon

Population11.109 billion

CapitalWhite City

CurrencyRuby
AnimalMonster

The Most Serene Republic of Alphacon is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ubiquitous missile silos, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.109 billion Alphaconians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of White City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Secret Independent economy, worth a remarkable 4,689 trillion Rubies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 422,126 Rubies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, a good deed is rewarded with a thank you note attached to a deportation order, and the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alphacon's national animal is the Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Alphacon is ranked 39,366th in the world and 1st in The Secret Natural Habitats for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 3,580.96 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Safest: 29thHighest Average Tax Rates: 45thLargest Governments: 50thMost Subsidized Industry: 61stLowest Crime Rates: 73rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 76thMost Developed: 103rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 106thSmartest Citizens: 110thHighest Poor Incomes: 122ndMost Inclusive: 127thLongest Average Lifespans: 128thMost Cultured: 132ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 147thHealthiest Citizens: 187thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 203rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 204thMost Cheerful Citizens: 218thNicest Citizens: 232ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 279thLargest Welfare Programs: 280thMost Advanced Public Education: 297thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 314thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 339thLargest Publishing Industry: 406thMost Pacifist: 419thHighest Average Incomes: 466thMost Beautiful Environments: 468thLargest Information Technology Sector: 517thLeast Corrupt Governments: 536thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 680thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,410thBest Weather: 1,415thHighest Economic Output: 1,688thTop
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Most Devout: 2,154thMost Efficient Economies: 3,869thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,314thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,031stMost Stationary: 6,084thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,371stTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 9,066thMost Influential: 10,285thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,690thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,776thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,823rdMost Income Equality: 15,448th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Alphacon was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in Alphacon, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress.
  • : Following new legislation in Alphacon, a good deed is rewarded with a thank you note attached to a deportation order.
  • : Following new legislation in Alphacon, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
  • : Following new legislation in Alphacon, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers.
  • : Following new legislation in Alphacon, frightened witnesses and seriously ill jurors wear the same handcuffs as the defendant.
  • : Following new legislation in Alphacon, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu.
  • : Following new legislation in Alphacon, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Alphacon, romantic sunsets are no longer interrupted by explosions and monstrous roars.
  • : Following new legislation in Alphacon, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.

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