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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,445thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,741stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,806th
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Vivant Imperatorem et Gentem
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Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium

Population7.026 billion

LeaderLouis-Matthieu II
FaithRoman Catholic Church

CurrencyAlpeian Crowns
AnimalImeprial Eagle

The Empire of Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Louis-Matthieu II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, compulsory military service, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 7.026 billion Alpenards are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lyons. The average income tax rate is 73.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Alpenard economy, worth a remarkable 1,093 trillion Alpeian Crowns a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 155,637 Alpeian Crowns, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Lifeguards are stationed on the streets during rainstorms, people who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile, soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes, and the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium's national animal is the Imeprial Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholic Church.

Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium is ranked 16,256th in the world and 12th in Azure Watester Federation for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 8,247.14 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,445thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,741stTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3,806thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,172ndMost Devout: 4,786thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,205thLargest Black Market: 5,272ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,527thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,771stMost Patriotic: 8,688thMost Cultured: 8,930thMost Developed: 12,613thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 13,850thHighest Average Incomes: 13,995thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,047thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,050thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,256thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,848thLowest Crime Rates: 16,865thLargest Governments: 17,317thMost Efficient Economies: 18,652ndHighest Economic Output: 19,186thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,597thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,919thSmartest Citizens: 23,523rdMost Subsidized Industry: 23,644thHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,753rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24,456th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the region

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