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Best Weather: 762nd Most Compassionate Citizens: 908th Least Corrupt Governments: 950th
The Serene Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Every person is equal in that we learn from each other
Influence
Dominator
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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AlpacaGardens

Population5.725 billion

CapitalCamelid Sanctum
LeaderThe Shepherd

CurrencyHay Bale
AnimalAlpaca

The Serene Republic of AlpacaGardens is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Shepherd with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, hatred of cheese, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.725 billion Gardenias are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Camelid Sanctum. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient AlpacaGardenian economy, worth 803 trillion Hay Bales a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,278 Hay Bales, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to The Shepherd's wardrobe, and The Shepherd's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide. Crime is totally unknown. AlpacaGardens's national animal is the Alpaca, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

AlpacaGardens is ranked 58,310th in the world and 2nd in Land of Hairy Cheese for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

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Best Weather: 762ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 908thLeast Corrupt Governments: 950thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 953rdMost Beautiful Environments: 980thNicest Citizens: 1,037thMost Inclusive: 1,181stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,270thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,325thMost Pacifist: 1,354thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 1,849thHealthiest Citizens: 2,298thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,482ndMost Developed: 2,485thMost Cultured: 2,919thSafest: 2,987thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,047thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,792ndSmartest Citizens: 3,797thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,896thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,783rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,573rdHighest Poor Incomes: 5,759thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,016thLargest Governments: 6,708thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,296thLowest Crime Rates: 7,361stNudest: 7,713thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,105thTop
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Most Secular: 11,120thHighest Drug Use: 13,812thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,511thHighest Average Incomes: 14,614thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,734thMost Efficient Economies: 15,814thMost Income Equality: 16,650th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : AlpacaGardens was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : AlpacaGardens voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Preventing Desertification"".
  • : Following new legislation in AlpacaGardens, The Shepherd's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.
  • : AlpacaGardens was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : AlpacaGardens was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : AlpacaGardens was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in AlpacaGardens, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to The Shepherd's wardrobe.
  • : Following new legislation in AlpacaGardens, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots.
  • : Following new legislation in AlpacaGardens, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers.
  • : Following new legislation in AlpacaGardens, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.

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